BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls
BAd Thread Bag of Trump Hair| 3oz of Cotton Candy (Organic Sugar, Natural Flavoring, Gluten Free) | Funny Bipartisan Donald Trump Gag Gift for Friends, Moms, Dads, Grads, Birthday Boys or Girls by BAd Thread at Saltarines Quito. MPN: DT2OZ. Hurry! Limited time offer. Offer valid only while supplies last. The Official Cotton Candy of America is Made from 100% organic sugar and all natural ingredients Brace yourself bad hombres! The most famous wig in
The Official Cotton Candy of America is Made from 100% organic sugar and all natural ingredients
Brace yourself bad hombres! The most famous wig in all the land is going on tour and according to President Trump's latest executive order, you're all legally mandated to come with.
This light and fluffy cotton candy is guaranteed to melt in your mouth faster than Sean melts down in front the press gallery.Whether you need a sweet afternoon fix or an easily transportable treat to bribe a foreign friend or dignitary, Trump Hair Candy's got your back. Just one taste and you and your shady business associates will be going bananas for this banana-flavored hair helmet.
According to something POTUS read, or saw, or heard, but can't remember where this Bag of Trump Hair is the greatest fringe benefit to come out of Washington. Period.
Still think this is fake news? Fine. Just read our testimonials:
"Magnificent. The best. A truly great brand of cotton covfefe" - Donald
"О ч е н ь в к у с н а я к о н ф е т а " - Vladimir
"I don't know what cotton candy is. But if cotton candy is a force for good, then I'm going to be eating a lot of cotton candy" - Ivanka
"MMM Candy" - C. Christie
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Features & Highlights
- NEED A LOL GIFT - Get that special someone some a Bag of Trump Hair! A great gift for any occasion, this lighthearted Trump wig treat is sure to brighten up the day of adults and kidsalike!
- PERFECT SUMMER - Imagine the refreshing, all natural banana flavor paired with your next backyard bbq, beach party, or protest!
- GREAT VALUE - Get 3x more cotton candy! Bag of Trump Hair comes with 3oz of hand-spun, organic banana goodness, plenty to share, OR NOT
- BE CAUSE- For every Bag of Trump Hair sold Bad Thread will donate 10% to Green Job Training efforts.
- MADE IN USA - This premium Bag of Trump Hair is the most desired gift ever. Period. We hand harvest each bag directly at the source, one strand at a time. A great delicacy for July 4th, birthdays, picnics, and more!
|Item Size:||3.5 x 9 x 9 inches|
|Package Weight:||0.09 pounds|
|Package Size:||4.09 x 2.28 x 2.28 inches|
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